Calls for Cthulhu

The Onion has been a longstanding source of brilliant satire and deadpan humor, but this one is understandably close to our hearts. It’s the story of a school board member who is pushing for the children to be trained to know the unspeakable horrors which are to come. It’s a great commentary on the new push for religion in schools, but what a delicious direction to go with it!

“I’m not totally sold on his plan to let gibbering, half-formed creatures dripping with ichor feed off the flesh and fear of our students. But he is always on time to help set up for our spaghetti suppers, and his bake sale goods are among the most popular.”

Here’s the link: Lovecraftian School Board Member Wants Madness Added To Curriculum