Calls for Cthulhu

Let’s face it. This is why you clicked on the Calls For Cthulhu Store. After seeing the show, who wouldn’t want a Cthulhu puppet of their own? Entertain the children around your neighborhood, summon a Shoggoth or get out the webcam and make an episode of your own! With this 17-inch plush hand puppet, you’re guaranteed to have a good time.

This absolutely adorable Cthulhu Plush is one of the first speciality plush items from Toy Vault. He stands 12-inches tall, is made of beautiful green fabric, and is filled with plush and beanies. He’s fun to hug and show your friends, and would love to guard your bed! Let him… or else!

This absolutely adorable Cthulhu Plush is one of the first speciality plush items from Toy Vault. The mini version is 8 inches tall, is made of beautiful green fabric, and is filled with plush and beanies. He’s fun to hug and show your friends, and would love to guard your bed! Let him… or else!

A fun party game for a group of 5-30 people to play! The rules of the game can be learned in less than 3 minutes. One person acts as moderator, overseeing a village of people, one (or more) of which are secretly Cthulhu worshippers! The worshippers begin sacrificing other villagers one by one. Deceive your friends and lie through your teeth while experiencing a truly unique game.

The perfect head covering for those cold winter days, costume parties, or an evening get-together. One size fits all, designed by Ron Spencer.

Beware all ye who seek him out, for the Dark one is coming… to your house! The Lord Cthulhu in his infinite, demented, wisdom had disguised himself as this cute pillow to take over the world one home at a time. It’s perfect for the bed, your couch, or even to toss on the floor. Wherever you put it, this big soft Cthulhu is sure to be a fun addition to your home… at least until he comes to life and devours your soul.

The product of a recent metaphysical experiment at the Toy Vault R&D headquarters in Kentucky. We accidentally exposed one of our beloved Cthulhu plushes to a vial of pure evil that we picked up while researching monsters and the supernatural in the jungles of the Orient. The Cthulhu plush miraculously changed into a scaly horrid creature right before the witness’ eyes. The R&D team was amazed, and photographed the horrifying entity before it made a rather large hole in the wall and escaped into the night. While its plush twins are guaranteed to be harmless and not evil, we do recommend you douse your Cthulhu the Wicked with some Holy Water every now and then … just to be safe.

Keep the blinds closed and your naughty bits covered, for the Old One is at the window. New this May comes Peeping Cthulhu, a plush that proves even the Great Cthulhu himself has a voyeuristic side. Whether looking inside your house, outside your bedroom, through your shower door or just staring down the cars behind you with his evil gaze, Peeping Cthulhu is sure to be loads of fun.