Episode Nine is Live!

Some of you may remember back when this blog had more than the discovery of Cthulhu sightings on the web.

Well, I bet you weren’t expecting this. Whoever had “8 months” in the “How long will it take for the next episode?” pool, please come collect your prize.

The bad news is that it took so long, but the good news is that we are not done. There will still be many other episodes.


20 Responses to “Episode Nine is Live!”

  1. Ryan McKain says:

    Hey thanks for answering my what would you drive question big c. Always curious!

  2. Aaron says:

    sigh….dang thing wont play ive tryed updateing quicktime restarting the computer restarting the browser, any idea? also ive tryed downloading the video but even that wont work

  3. Aaron says:

    nvm…just took longer then average to load though somehow maybe uploading it got screwed up a bit or you were in a rush or since you haven’t done it in a while your just a bit rusty the video wasn’t as smooth as the previous ones

  4. cr0wgrrl says:

    Excellent! We’ve been waiting patiently for the stars to be right for another episode!

  5. Merv says:


    Been waiting for so long.
    Oh, and please don’t swallow my soul.

  6. Mekroth says:

    I loved the inclusion of anonymous in this episode.

  7. VictorTugglebend says:

    Cool! You answered my qustion from Barnabas Marsh. You sir are a genius!
    Cheers dude ­čÖé

  8. Brand says:

    Thank you. It’s people sending in good questions that keep this show going.

  9. Brand says:


    Yeah, I wish I could have had this episode out sooner, so the Anonymous reference would have been more pertinent. Still, with Xenu as an Ed McMahon, I couldn’t ignore the Anonymous upset. ­čÖé

  10. Brand says:


    That’s one of my most favorite questions, and I love how it was presented as a coming-of-age problem. Genius, really.

    And I was really lucky to get Liam in that part, because he really sold it in the voice acting.


  11. Beast says:

    Gro├čartige Episode!

    Keep it up!

    Greetings from Germany!

  12. Sargantana says:

    I too have been unable to see the long awaited new installment either on the site or by download, and I have tried different browsers too.

    I shall have to tell Shub-Niggurath!

  13. Can Terzio─člu says:

    referring to the Anon of /b/,eh? Lovely!

  14. Byzcath says:

    I would never have guessed it but thank you Cthulhu for letting us know. Know what you ask? Know that you are a female.

    When did you do this you ask? At the beginning when you said that you are the “Hostess with the mostess.” A Hostess is a female host. Awful deep voice for a chick though.

  15. Brand says:

    I, but, No! I said “the Hostest” just for the rhyming scheme! I’m not female! I’m a guy. Um, yeah, I like working on my hot rod with some of my best buddies from shop class. We’re all in a gang, and we go cruising for hot chicks sometimes at the Malt shoppe and . . .

    Okay, it’s not that easy to fake it. Certainly not for an androgynous eternal being who lives without reproduction and has no concept of sex.

  16. Omar says:

    Hey how come this video wont play on my computer? I have quicktime installed, whats wrong?

  17. Brand says:

    To those who are having trouble playing it; I don’t know why it wouldn’t work. It’s a standard codec for Quicktime. There has been a delay problem with the servers, and I’m talking to FarPointMedia about that. It basically makes the show take a really long time to load up. So, if that’s what you’re running into, try downloading the episode first.

    Again, I’m sorry for the difficulty, and we’re doing everything we can on it.

  18. Tara says:

    Woop woop!!! So happy the ep. is up!!! thx 4 puttin me and Krys on the show =D

  19. Hastur says:

    Will someone please post this on youtube? My computer does not have Quicktime, and it’s bloody difficult to find a good router these days. Ahh, well, here’s a parting gift to you all-Hastur! Hastur! Hastur!

  20. sebastian says:

    hey guys, salutes from colombia, i want to see the #9 chapter soon, and if you could give us more information about that, or if you could add spanish subs will be great.

    Thank you, and Mr Cthulhu, what if a squid desease aproachs you? is a veterinarian guy, hmm named abdul al hazred in your stomach ready for heal you?. Thanks.