The McSweeney’s blog recently listed samples of H.P. Lovecraft’s brief stint as a Whitman Sampler‘s copywriter. Here’s a sampler sample:
White Chocolate Truffle
What black arts could have stripped this chocolate of its natural hue? The horror of the unearthly, corpselike pallor of this truffle’s complexion is only offset by its fiendish deliciousness.
via J.C. Hutchins and MINE
thanks for finding this – mcsweeney’s is usually a little ‘precious’ for me and i never would’ve come across it otherwise. good fun –